ALF or ET?
i would pick alf over ANY non human thing, and some human things too.
how bad do you hate triflin’ bitches?
i eat them for breakfast, and they taste delicious.
dearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr gravity, will you get sushi with me?
yes crys if i could i’d eat sushi with you at least once a day every day until we get old and we can sit in rocking chairs on your porch eating edamame.
CAN WE GO TO DISNEYLAND?
OF COURSE! ill provide the sequin mickey ears
how did you get so lucky to have the coolest sister in the world? or is it the other way around? also, this is a great spot for all the psycho fatty FOB stalkers to talk shit to you anonymously (obvs) <3
i think it’s a tie. hahaha that’s ok if they get to out of hand my lil sis will throw down.